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When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.
Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise
Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag
Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?
Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise
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the most extreme degree of sloppy seconds but taking place long after the sexual acts have concluded. (like at least the next day)
whoever fucks missy is going to get E.J.'s turkish leftovers.
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verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.
Chase was turkish bartering Katie ALL NIGHT LONG!
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1.) A form of coffee preparation widely popularized during the former Ottoman empire. During preparation, the coffee beans are ground into a powder/dry clay-like consistency and then boiled in water. This style of preparation is unique in the respect that it does not require the use of a filter. As the coffee grounds brew they simply settle to the bottom of the cup.
2.) A profound sexual maneuver in which a female of Mediterranean origin places her posterior within the general vicinity of a male's genitalia.
Man: Excuse me waiter, but there appears to be a gratuitous amount of sludge at the bottom of my cup.
Waiter: Oh that's just the coffee grounds, we use a Turkish Grind here.
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Guy: Dude, that girl from the Greek restaurant took me back to her place last night and gave me a Turkish Grind!
Other Guy: Dude, righteous!
To fuck someone’s ass unprotected while you have gonorrhoea/STD and he/she has diarrhea, the man ejaculates in the ass and keep pounding until the mixture of cum and liquid feces becomes airy and acquires a brown color. The final act is to quickly take the dick still dirty and go for the oral sex.
Rick: hey, how is your dick disease?
Byra: Amazing, I managed to pull a Turkish Foam off last night! Never treating my Gono again!
the act of putting on cologne to mask body odor, instead of showering or bathing.
"yea baby i DID shower today, I took a Turkish Shower!"
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After cumming in a girls face, rapidly slap her in the face with your cock in a circular motion.
Hey baby, this is a terrible storm. You might want to watch out for a Turkish Tornado.
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