a really attractive person that was in my bed last night
person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom
Hey, I just came back from your house and I just did ur mom. ;)
an insult that is incredibly offensive
“what are you doing today kyle”
“your mom”
it's just your mom the fuck u want?
just ur mom..
Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk
Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?
Person 2: when will the milk arrive?