whisker donut

Located south of the taint (depending on your position)...more commonly referred to as the anus.

A tossed salad is a great appetizer. However, a whisker donut makes for a delicious dessert.

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stiff whisker

when your cat comes at you, purring, meowing, licking your cheeks, rubbing its body against your face, thirsty for attention but you decide to ask it about its political views and ethical values because your cat needs to learn that it cannot impose its will on you and must be domesticated by all means.

Miezi, bloody stiff whisker, tried to do it again!

Fuck off, Miezi. Wait..

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Whisker Bunking

Fucking a chick with a hairy muff doggy style. Related to whisker biscuit+ doggy style.

Did you see Dave last night? Nah man, Awww you missed it, he totally whisker bunked a fat chick... not cool dude

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tit whiskers

Tit whiskers are those very stiff,bristly hairs some women sprout around thier nipples and/or aereolas. Generally a most unwelcome discovery and downright gross if you get poked or stuck in the mouth,lips or tongue.

"Shave your tits,bitch! Them nasty-ass tit whiskers gotta go!!"

"Brenda is so big and hairy,I bet her tit whiskers poke out through her sweater!"

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Whisker Biscuit

The crusted residue left in ones facial hair after performing oral sex on their partner.

Tom: "Hey Jon, you've got something in your beard"

Jon: "Yea, I was muckin' Sally's barn earlier today and she left some whisker biscuits in there. I'm saving them for later"

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whisker tits

noun - a set of breasts on a woman that have light bristly hairs that surround the areola. Otherwise known as a nip o' clock shadow.

1: Hey look at those titties. I'd like to plant my face in those.
2: No way man, she's got whisker tits. You might choke on a hair.

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cat whiskers

When you are rimming someone and the wrinkles from their anus make whisker lines on your face.

Your mom gave me cat whiskers last night!

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