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Nintendo's newest console that offers the motion sensing feature at home. I can't possibly see how people think this owns PS3 when first off they are nothing alike, and second off Wii is outnumbered on every spec by the 360 and PS3 and all it offers is motion sensor which will get boring eventually anyways.
P1: Dude can I play with your Wii?
P2: No, I don't roll that way.
P1: I mean the Nintendo shit system you have.
P2: Oh sure, right after I put the vibrating controller out of my ass
P1: Ok remind me not to use that controller...
P2: I only have one, the other one flew out of my hand and broke my TV
P1: So how would we play your Wii?
P2: Smoke weed until it's fun.
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wii, pronounced we:
being the name for nintendos seventh generation console
formerly known as "revolution"
We whould go play some red steel on my new Wii
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The official name for the system formerly codenamed "Nintendo Revolution".
................wtf. They actually named it Wii? That makes "Nintendo Go" sound good. I want "Nintendo Gimme" dammit!
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The worst game console in history. Complete with a mixture of bad graphics and a fan base full of whiny little kids who like to swing there arms around like they have down syndrome.
Xbox: I'm gonna play some xbox.
Wii: Xbox is stupid im gonna play the wii!
Xbox: What the game with terrible graphics and gameplay?
Wii: Noooooo! I'm gonna tell on you.
Xbox: Go swing your arms around like a retard and play the
wii stupid little kid.
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The funniest name ever green-lighted for a video game console.
Sorry I am so out of it today, I stayed up all night playing with my "wii".
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W·ii· ( P ) Pronunciation Key (w-i)
intr.v. w·ii·ed, w·ii·ing, w·ii·s
To excrete urine in the form of a gaming console.
Billy could not wait to get home and start Wiiing
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A videogame system released in late 2006 by Nintendo. It uses motion sensor technology and detects the movements of the wireles controller, also called the "wii-mote", and its attachment, the nunchuck.
The Wii was originally going to be called the nintendo dolphin, which was also the early name of the nintendo gamecube, but once again the name was over-ruled by the name "nintendo revolution." this name was also veto'd and the system recieved the name "wii" just weeks before its release in america. The wii comes with a game called "wii sports" which, like most wii games, has graphics only slightly better than that of the nintendo 64, which was released almost 10 years ago. The concept of the Wii will get you playing it non-stop for the first couple of days that you own it, but as soon as your wii-mote loses about half of its battery power, the whole system is fucked and the motion detector bar will be confused as to what you are attempting to do, and thereby go in every direction you are not trying to go. the only decent games for the wii are "avatar: the last airbender," which was dissapointing because it was so short, "metal slug anthology", "the legend of zelda: twilight princess", and "Sonic and the Secret Rings." these games prosper over all others due to the fact they are not a series of poor-graphic mini-games in a poor excuse for a storyline. if you are considering buying a wii and are over the age of 10, you should instead go down to the hardware store and buy a large, $50 hammer so you can knock some sense into yourself, and then buy a half-ounce of purple kush, drive down to crazy j's house, and roll yourself a couple of fatties, because marijuana is a much better investment then a nintendo wii.
ALSO, nintendo started changing the first syllable of just about every word in the english language to "wii"
"woah dude, i just drove my wii-tomobile to the wii-electronics store and wii-chased a nintendo wii, and while i was wii boxing my wii-mote slipped out of my hands and crashed wii-to my wii-levision screen, there was a huge wii-splosion and i had to call the fire wii-partment to come put out the wii-ferno that was wii-ing from my wii!"
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