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Having access to actually good pizza places because you live on the east coast yet ignoring it.
Shane lives on the East Coast so he has access to good Pizza, yet he abuses his Pizza Privilege and goes to Papa Johns or Blaze Pizza
the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers
my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?
An overwhelmingly potentially dangerous "fit of rage" triggered by the poor craftsmanship of a "limp-wristed" younger employee (generally a "Mellennial") whose half-hearted attempt at cutting your pizza resulted in all of your pizza slices being stuck together causing a person to have to rip their pizza apart unevenly and pissing them off to no end.
When he realized how poorly his pizza was cut, he went into a "Pizza rage".
these are actually bagel bites but retarded people refer to them as pizza pucks
girl: let’s have bagel bites!
guy: you mean pizza pucks?
girl: no bagel bites you retard
The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!
Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?
Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?
Someone who refuses to eat pizza with any kind of topping at all.
Allan: "Let's see... we can get pepperoni on that... or maybe mushrooms. Which do you like better?"
Zito: "Neither."
Allan: "Oh. Well, what toppings do you like on your pie?"
Zito: "Nothing at all. I never eat pizza with anything on top. Just cheese and tomato sauce."
Allan: "Nothing on top? EVER? You're such a pizza bottom!!"
When someone places their pizza(and eventually eats) on the bench in the change room full after sports, usually ice hockey. Post-sports usually has naked, sweaty or recently showed butts on the bench; a great place to put down your pizza slice.
Everyone looked at Glen as he ate up his butt pizza. I would never eat butt pizza, but others don't seem to mind.