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when sebastian the crab makes you forget words
"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"
When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex
She gave me a hungry crab and that’s why I married her!
Like secret pocket sand but with crabs
The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever
A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people
Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding
a whole shit load of crotch critters
Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs
a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.
Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!