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(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.
At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.
A male’s ejaculation during sex.
Is it ok to pass the gravy?
A lady must consume a spicy meal wuch as an indian dish or anything south of the border. Preferably something she knows will give her diarrhea. She must then wait at least 6 hours before making the gravy.
After the six hours and her bowels start to grumble she must be inverted on her shoulders to create a bowl with her anus.
Her date must engage in anal sex and once he is ready to climax, he ejaculates on her anus. Then he mixes his semen with the juices made by the anal sex with his finger.
He then must lick his finger to sample it and feed the rest to the original chef.
I sure am hungry. I think im gonna whip up a batch of cinnamon gravy.
Intentionally passing fecal matter in a shared bath or swimming pool.
Gravy-boating is becoming a popular past-time at the local swimming pool, it has had to close 3 weeks in a row.
The act of putting a Yorkshire pudding over a person's face and pouring gravy over it. Northern English equivalent to water-boarding.
Shortly after the gravy-boating he divulged every detail.
When a chick gives you a blow job after a night out of partying and possibly involving some cocaine (the white). Typically administered by a lady of the night or queen of the brass staff.
Man dog....I was rock hard ready for that special attention from this chick and then she hit my with that gravy mouth. It was lose of hardness from that point on.
An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz
Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"