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A male’s ejaculation during sex.
Is it ok to pass the gravy?
A lady must consume a spicy meal wuch as an indian dish or anything south of the border. Preferably something she knows will give her diarrhea. She must then wait at least 6 hours before making the gravy.
After the six hours and her bowels start to grumble she must be inverted on her shoulders to create a bowl with her anus.
Her date must engage in anal sex and once he is ready to climax, he ejaculates on her anus. Then he mixes his semen with the juices made by the anal sex with his finger.
He then must lick his finger to sample it and feed the rest to the original chef.
I sure am hungry. I think im gonna whip up a batch of cinnamon gravy.
Intentionally passing fecal matter in a shared bath or swimming pool.
Gravy-boating is becoming a popular past-time at the local swimming pool, it has had to close 3 weeks in a row.
The act of putting a Yorkshire pudding over a person's face and pouring gravy over it. Northern English equivalent to water-boarding.
Shortly after the gravy-boating he divulged every detail.
A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.
Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!
Flirting with someone who either doesn't realize they're being flirted with or is totally blowing you off.
"I was flirting with this guy last night, but he wouldn't give me the time of day!" "ooh...you were digging gravy. not cute."
The portal in which gravy flows into the roll, therefore making it a gravy roll. Gravy roll, think of it as a jelly-filled donut, but instead of the jelly, it’s gravy, and instead of a donut, it’s a roll. Best enjoyed during a holiday dinner.
I can’t wait for Thanksgiving so I can enjoy another gravy hole.