The worst YouTuber ever, he is a manipulative asshole, who is using hurricane Harvey victims to cover up the fact that less than 2 weeks ago he falsely accused faze banks of assault his assistant meg, and even after proven wrong his brainwashed "Jake Paulers" still support him.... This generation is doomed
Jake Paul is cancer
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A fuckin fuck boi who has no talent or friends who keeps his young disabled autistic fans entertained some how with every type of cancer sprinkled in to every one of his videos or photos or whatever he does for views and money. He couldn't get anywhere in life until his brother decided he felt sorry for the autistic fuck and made him rise up into popularity. His knowledge of society is poor, England is not a city and his dream of hitting 10 million on YouTube is just a myth. He is the reason world peace isn't a thing.
Autistic Girl: Omg Jake Paul is the best, wait why do I have autism again?
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The act of talking to your porno.
Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"
Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"
Jacob- "he's jakeing off"
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Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.
Jake Vaughn is a man with a sweet sweet beard.
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An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.
Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
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Another word for the garbage/trash.
Person: Hey can you throw out the jake paul
Another person: ugh fine
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Worst man ever alive. Fakest dude on the internet. Faker than Niki's boobs. NO LIFE
Did you see Jake's new video!
Yeah, then I went to the doctor and he said that video gave me jake cancer. 70% of the people that watch him get this cancer. Jake Paul means that he will give you a type 100000 cancer
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