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Self centered fboy snake. He’s currently in a fake ass relationship with an irrelevant girl who’s nicknamed snake bitch, her real name is (real name cuz that’s the only real thing about her) is Erika hoestell. He cheated on his sweet and hot ex girlfriend Alissa Violet (queen violet) with some 99¢ ugly ass strippers and how he’s a jealous bitch who hates how she’s happy now with her current and amazing loyal bf faze banks (Ricky banks) and tried to kill his career by saying he assulted his assisted which was a fucking lie and went as far to say he cheated (hypocritical huh snake Paul)
Jake Paul is a fucking snake who got fame from his brother Logan Paul
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The worst YouTuber ever, he is a manipulative asshole, who is using hurricane Harvey victims to cover up the fact that less than 2 weeks ago he falsely accused faze banks of assault his assistant meg, and even after proven wrong his brainwashed "Jake Paulers" still support him.... This generation is doomed
Jake Paul is cancer
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A fuckin fuck boi who has no talent or friends who keeps his young disabled autistic fans entertained some how with every type of cancer sprinkled in to every one of his videos or photos or whatever he does for views and money. He couldn't get anywhere in life until his brother decided he felt sorry for the autistic fuck and made him rise up into popularity. His knowledge of society is poor, England is not a city and his dream of hitting 10 million on YouTube is just a myth. He is the reason world peace isn't a thing.
Autistic Girl: Omg Jake Paul is the best, wait why do I have autism again?
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The act of talking to your porno.
Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"
Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"
Jacob- "he's jakeing off"
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Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.
Jake Vaughn is a man with a sweet sweet beard.
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An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.
Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
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A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.
Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.
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