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Vendy legs refers to the shape and size of ones humongous, vending machine like, legs. A term in which is used to describe ones fat, chunky, McDonald filled legs.
An example being ...
"oi look at that nutter hes got pure vendy legs like"
Another example being ...
"loves doing sbc's seen his vendy legs''
An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.
The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.
When sitting on the toilet for so long that ones legs fall asleep.
Frank, are you almost done in there, your going to end up with shitter legs!
When you sit too long on the toilet, and your legs go numb.
Dudeee, I just took a life threatening leg number
Dude #1: Yo your kanki legs are hella crooked
Dude #2: Nahhh, Shut the fuck up, they aren't kanki
When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.
"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."
A derogatory term for a person missing both legs, usually that were amputated above the knee. It is referring to their remaining legs' shape and resemblance to pillows, with legs often taking rectangular shapes on the edges/corners of the "stump." This effect is more obvious when the pillow-legged person is not wearing prosthetic legs.
My grandfather has "pillow legs." He lost them in an accident.
Pillow Legs is coming over to watch the game. ,