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Giving a kiss on the forehead, usually from a guy to an adorable girl who is shorter.
I can't wait to give you a Mike and Molly when I get home!
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Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a chick with it.
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A talk show host who is the left wing equivalent of Glen Beck. Hates people who believe in God or follow a religion. Does nothing but cusses and screams like a little bitch every night. Always hangs up on callers who have different views than him, because he can't argue with them worth crap. Likes to mock religious texts and call them blood filled but praises Darwin's origin of species even though more fanatics have used it to justify slavery, racism, imperialism, maltreatment of the poor, war, etc in one and a half centuries than the bible or quran have caused throughout history. The sooner this old shit dies, the better. He is also one of the main reasons why the political left will be always sucking the dick of right wingers.
And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.
Mike Malloy: okay we have a caller in Arizona..you're on the air
Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-
Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!
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A drink mixture made up of Sierra Mist and lime syrup. Preferably served on the rocks.
Named after the meteorologist for WBNS 10 TV News.
I'll have a Mike Davis, on the rocks.
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A guy who seriously disses girls because he can't be relaxed enough to charm or persuade them, and therefore can't even get the time of day. His frustration and anger causes his face go red.
Leave it to a Red Mike to tell a great looking girl that she looks awful.
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a "mike crush" is a type of crush you have on someone that is nice to you when they don't have to be. and all you can think about is sleeping with them to repay them for their kindness.
ex 1: oh that kid was so nice to me on my first day of work while everyone else didn't even notice that i was there! i think i'm starting to have a mike crush on him.
ex 2: i just dropped a dime and that guy just picked it up and handed it back to me. total mike crush.
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A bitchass motherfucker from the TV show stranger things. He’s fucking annoying and he is super controlling and possessive of his gf eleven. Plus eleven’s mental growth was stunted by childhood abuse and lack of social interaction, so she has the mental maturity of about a seven year old and she sure as fuck isn’t ready for a relationship. Plus he’s mean to will Byers the sweetest bitch on the show. In essence, fuck you michael wheeler.
Mike wheeler is such an annoying bitch this season.
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