Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites.
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"
Omg did Scott just eat vasaline
Don't worry his insides are squishy
He has a ankle fetish
Beware of your ankles around him ;)
Be careful of your ankles around Scott
Someone who is probably the most sarcastic person ever. Has a heart of gold and so much to give. He needs to believe in himself more.
Paige misses scott, he was the best
A computer technician who spends countless hours searching the dark web for pornographic content. On a typical day he would be found in his mothers basement masturbating to content that is considered illegal in 195 countries .
You wouldn't believe it. I walked in and he was doing a "scott".
a boomer who looks up weird things when theyre supposed to bee working. calls you a coomer and then reports you for using hurtful language
"hey that guy called me a coomer"
"must be a scott"
a scott is a guy who gets angry when you write about him on urban dictionary, so he tries to write about you but gets stuck in the process. also is good at games like brawl stars and krunker
"hah, i wrote about scott on urban dictionary and he got vary angry"
"well i got killed by scott in both krunker AND brawl so i guess hes out for revenge"
Your typical white heterosexual privileged white man. If you identify as a gender fluid furry he will make you into a huge meme and he will secretly post you on his meme account and he will get a lot of likes.
Guy: wow what an American! That sure is Scott for ya! God bless