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The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping
Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
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A boy (usually named Tanner) simps over a girl so hard that he gets kicked out of the boys.
Oh boy... Here comes Tanner “The Sergeant Of Simps”
somebody who LOVES bakugo. some of these people probably hate kirishima, idk.
p1: your such a bakugo simp.
p2: no i'm not!
p1: you literally have millions of posters of bakugo in your room.
Sometimes referred to as a "film purist", the celluloid simp is an individual who maintains a very strong belief that celluloid film is the only way to shoot a cinematic movie. Despite being more practical, accessible, affordable, and modern than a thin sheet of synthetic plastic, Digital cameras will NEVER touch the hands of a celluloid simp.
A lesser variant of the Celluloid Simp is the Film Fraud: individuals who shoot movies digitally, but then proceed to degrade that nice, clean image in order to mimic the flawed look of celluloid film.
Tarantino: “Shooting on digital is like eating a veggie burger.”
Person 1: "Why does he hate digital cameras so much?"
Person 2: "He's just celluloid simp, that's all."
Someone who is not just a Simp , but a person that goes beyond the boundaries of simpness and reaches new simp horizons
Hey dude , isn't Alexander Turbo Simping for Maria?
He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished
“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”
“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.
An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect
Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp