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Highly FICTIONALIZED and EXAGGERATED "autobiography" of Eric J. Wang, Asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iPhone, that is sold on Amazon.com
Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.
How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.
Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage!
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is the Bible of Sexual Predation!
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This is the beautiful act of where you are laying the pipe and you stick your finger in your partners brown eye. wiggle you finger till your partner starts to squirm. at this point with one single sweep, hook your finger in their mouth an pull hard. the twist..... while you are pulling like you caught a beast of a fish spit in their mouth. let go. then proceed to blow your man juice on them and laugh hysterically. note they are so preoccupied with the spit in their mouth they neglect to realize their was a shit covered finger in their mouth
Mike gave blakes mom the rusty fish hook with a twist last night. it was great.
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An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.
Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.
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Ghetto people adding cheese, garlic, seasoning salt, hot sauce, mayonaise, and hot dogs to their Ramen noodle soups.
"OOOooo girl she be hooking up your noodles and they so goooooddd." SNAP SNAP SNAP
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a sexual position in which one partner penetrates the other's anus with his or her fingers
When your having sexual intercourse in the 'dogggy style' position penetrate your partners anus with your middle and index fingure; this the the first step to the Hook, Line "N" Stinker method. After penetrating with your fingers reach around and place them in your partners mouth (whilst still in the 'doggy style' position) and pull against the wall and or side of their mouth and lip in a swirling motion. Then make an action with your right hand as if you were reeling in a fish. The main objective is to keep your fingers in your partners mouth for as long as you can whilst still in the 'doggy style' position.
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getting a finger put in your mouth which was just deep inside you or someone elses rectum.
Listen up bitch your gettin the filthy fecal fish hook.
During vaginal sex from behind, i.e. doggie style, the man, or woman with strap on, inserts index and middle fingers into the anus of the pentrated. Forming the fingers into a hook shape, the woman is lifted up and down on the phallus by the "hook", or hand, as if she were a piece of "meat." Hence, New Jersey Meat Hook
I bent her over and gave her the new jersey meat hook. She loved it... absolutely loved it.
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