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When two of your good friends are now dating, but the three of you still hang out together as normal.
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sally: "what're you doing tonight?"
jane: "i'm hanging out with tom and suzy."
sally: "sounds like a tricycle date. have fun!"
2.
jane didn't want to join tom and suzy for another round of hangouts this friday because she felt it would become too awkward if they went on too many tricycle dates.
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when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough
craig :we could date but we want it on the down low
joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS
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Default date is not at the beginning of August when the US runs out of money as most people think. It's actually more of a "guys night out" form of male bonding.
The Default Date is when Boehner invites Cantor out to dinner and a movie at the end of July 2011 instead of working on the budget.
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When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together
Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day
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To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelly: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*
Ashley: You can answer any time now!
Kelly: This isn't happening!
Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?
Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!
Ashley: What?
Kelly: Marco....
Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!
Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?
Ashley: Whats that?
Kelly: I don't exactly know.
Ashley: Why?
Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.
Ashley: How?
Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.
Ashley: Magic?
Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?
Ashley: And your point is?
Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?
Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!
Kelly: You didn't ask me?
Ashley: Yes I did!
Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!
Ashley: WHAT???
Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?
Ashley: WOMEN!!!!
Kelly: MEN!!!
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When you ask your intimate partner to join your on a date during your shit break, and your sweet heart can sit by the toilet and chat with you while watching your cumming face and hearing your moans and having an existential crisis.
yy: hey honey, I am going to take a shit now, would you come and join me?
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.
.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.
gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.
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