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bad bad birthday girl

when your so badass on your birthday

Elina: mia your a bad bad birthday girl
Mia: STOP PLAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY (REMIX)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by miasquid7g6l October 6, 2022


birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 8, 2017


Birthday Disrespect

When somebody, disrespects another person on their birthday on purpose.

Instead of my cousin, celebrating her best friend's birthday with her, she slept with that girl's man because she needed money. That Birthday Disrespect is grimey, yo!

by Strawberry Ruby August 21, 2023


birthday straightlike

When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.

I just gave you a birthday straightlike.

by richardtation August 10, 2012


Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016


your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult ever

your not invited to my birthday party said the annoying ass shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 3, 2023


your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 3, 2023