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what you get to eat when you don't want the hardboiled egg
for the breakfast you get the pankcakes, the cranberry juice, and the SaUsaGe links.
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When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked
"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"
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Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.
The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.
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"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"
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When both lips of the vagina are so long that if you were to tie them together, you would have a shape resembling a sausage.
Person 1:Dude. How was your date with Megan
Person 2:Terrible. I found out the hard way that she has a sausage pussy.
Person 1: Ew that's fucking disgusting.
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Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.
Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.
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Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo
Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage
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