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A shit quote from the movie: so what are we, some kind of suicide squad?
- will smith
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a vehicle with doors that open from the opposite direction the most cars now adays they are called suicide doors because if they open while going down the road its almost impossible to close them unless u stop and if u going at high speed and they open they can come flying off, its meaning also refers to the opening in a regular car is safer because you are openign it with the design to push u back and get redged in so its harder to open the door and jump out of it while its moving trying to kill yourself while suicide doors dont have the insurence they fling open and design with no protection from jumping out at high speeds
"sorry about your door flying off because i didnt close it right but its not my fault you have have suicide doors"
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Someone so boring that when he/she shows up, you know your suicide is close.
There comes our suicide angel...
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Person 1: Hey, I heard your friend was diabetic and hadn't eaten for a few days.
Person 2: Yeah, he was suicidal.
Person 1: So the coroner wrote "Anorexic Suicide" on the death certificate?
Person 2: It's only fitting.
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Similar to road head except the driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger while driving, instead of the passenger performing oral on the driver; the passenger steers from their seat and announces when to apply the brake and throttle.
I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.
She gave him the suicide shift while driving down the road yesterday.
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1. A fake suicide attempt involving taking pictures of a supposedly slashed wrist with Cherry Nyquil as the blood.
2. To fake a death by substituting Cherry Nyquil as blood.
3. To fool someone into thinking that someone committed suicide.
1. That's not a real suicide pic, thats a Nyquil suicide.
2. Jakal didn't slash his wrist, he staged a Nyqil suicide.
3. The blood in the picture doesn't look red enough, i bet that this is a Nyquil suicide.
4. Jakal fooled Iponu by sending him a picture of a Nyqil suicide.
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