pee cake

The dessert ordered for a friend at said friend's birthday dinner while he is in the bathroom in order to create an element of surprise.

Friend 1: Hey guys! Now that the birthday boy is in the bathroom, what kind of pee cake should we order for him?

Friend 2: I've looked at the menu and I think he'll like the chocolate cake. Get a candle in it!

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Why my pee pee magenta?

In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.

Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.

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Pee Wee

Crack; $5 worth of Crack

Fuckin clown ass niggas be servin up Pee Wees down on my block.

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Pee Stick

Where you have an erection, and try to pee, so you start hitting people or objects with it to lessen your erection, and as you are doing so, you start to pee on everything. And someone pukes.

"Man I was trying to pee and when I hit the door with my penis, I peed on my cat and he threw up!"

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Pee pee Poo poo

Things awkward teenage boys say is awkward situations

No one:
Zach: PEE PEE POO POO

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pee bagging

the act of laminating one's scrotum with one's own urine and dragging it across the face of another

tim began pee bagging ron while ron was asleep

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