Team Trees

An organization that tried to plant 20mil trees before 2020, an succeeded on December 19th, 2019.

Kid 1: “Yo Brian! Did you hear yesterday Mr. Beast succeeded to plant 20mil trees?”

Kid2: “Yo that’s lit dude!!”

Kid1: “I know, right?”

Kid2: “But Team Trees is still accepting donations, so when my granny gives me a hundred bucks, I’m going to donate a hundred more bucks for them.”

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Christmas Tree

A bowl of weed topped off with a bump of cocaine,looking like a pine tree after the first snow.

Pol: "Yo, Tito came over with blow and put it on that last bowl."

K-Dawg:" No shit, homie hooked us up with a Christmas Tree."

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christmas tree

what john shoves up his ass every Christmas.

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree...

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tree hugger

a tree hugger is a female or male who likes an african americans large penis.

Girl 1: I love black guys
Girl 2: damn girl you be a tree hugger

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Happy Trees

Happy Trees could be another name for weed.

"Yo. You got any happy trees?"

"Yeah I got a couple g's how much do you want?"

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tree fluffing

Also known as "fluffing the branches", tree fluffing is the act of pulling out the bent branches while putting up an artificial Christmas tree to make it appear fuller and more realistic.

"Adults do a better tree fluffing job. The children just don't get it"

(On the phone) *ring*
"Hello?"

"Hey, Linda. We're putting up our Christmas tree, and we were just wond-"

"ARE YOU FLUFFING THE BRANCHES?!?!?!"

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Tree of Life

Marijuana, Reefer, Ganja, Cannabis, Dank, etc...

Hey man, what are you doing over in your closet... what do you have there?

It's the tree of life man..

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