I just think it's funny how

A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah

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How did we get here

a secret minecrafter gamer epic achievement also, DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES?

me:how did we get here
mah boi: DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES

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How d'ya like dem apples?

A good phrase for rubbing salt in to the wound. To add insult to injury.

(James has just won Guess Who 5-0)

James: how d'ya like dem apples?

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How It Should Have Ended (HISHE)

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a satirical website that was created in 2005 by Daniel Baxter and Tommy Watson that parodies major films, TV shows and video games from popular culture.

HISHE provides its own version of "how it should have ended", as opposed to what actually did, by showcasing satirical cartoons which have alternative endings that are usually more logical, realistic and often quite funny.

The team responsible for these satirical animations are:

Series Directed by
Daniel Baxter

Series Writing credits
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Tommy Watson
Matt Dannevik

Series Produced by
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Steve Sargent

Series Film Editing by
Daniel Baxter

Series Art Department
Daniel Baxter
Otis Frampton

Series Animation Department
Daniel Baxter
Brian Andersen
Eric Mehner

Series Music Department
Bryan English

Series Thanks
Tina Alexander

The following How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a parody of a key scene from The Avengers where Loki has the chance to escape (from Thor and Iron Man), but doesn't:

Thor: (to Captain America) You want me to put the hammer down? 
(Captain America ducks and holds up his shield as Thor leaps at Cap. The impact of the hammer on the vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave)
Captain America: Are we done here?
Loki: Hello!
Iron Man: You're still here?
Loki: Yes!
Thor: Why didn't you run away while we settled our differences?
Loki: (laughs) I'll never tell.
Captain America: OK, we're not taking him back to base, he is definitely up to something. 

How to make Colt 45

When you take early morning pisses and forget to flush for consecutive days. The piss keeps adding up and gets a real nasty rotten piss smell. After a week, scoop a sippy cup in the toilet, call up some buds, and go get drunk.

Eg. How to make colt 45

Dude, I'm so fuckin' drunk. This is a fuckin' good night.
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Wow, your breath literally smells like piss.

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how to get over my ex

HEY, your ex never deserved you. now pick that crown up, wipe them tears off your face and be the bad ass you are. also if you feel like it amos (add me on snapchat) @ommoore28 i need friends and if you wanna talk about it i can help you just add me:)

other person: “i don’t know how to get over my ex”
me: “your ex never deserved you”

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How to watch YouTube in the background on a phone

1. Go to YouTube.com
2. Find the video
3. Request the desktop site(look up how to do it with your browser if you don’t know how)
4. Click play
5. Press the home button
Now you are viewing it Picture in Picture, if you don’t want to see the video just drag it onto the edge

I would like to know How to watch YouTube in the background on a phone so I can watch YouTube while using social media without premium