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A guy who talks about his high school days and favorite word is dude. Also wants to name his kid Morning
Dude, I just mark wood in high school
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When you give a foregasm like the great golfer you are
"Dude i totally tiger wooded that golfing son of a bitch"
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Commonly referred to by people describing someone who is lesser than others. A very ignorant person, usually a male manager of a workgroup.
"My boss Brian is a Pecker Wood!"
"He calls himself Mister Big Drawers, but we all call him a Pecker Wood."
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When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.
Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.
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A phrase re-defined by Taylor Swift to describe the phase in a relationship after some initial awkwardness where your partner turns into a character from a romantic comedy.
see also: Vanessa Mayer's "Daisy May" character on Saturday Night Live, a "romantic comedy expert".
"out of the woods" only makes sense in the context of a Taylor Swift song
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the wood splitter is a minnesota term that takes two guys havin sex with one girl one guy in the vagina and one guy in the anal
hey dude were goin to put a wood splitter on this chick tonight
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It's whene you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a shit right in the middle of it
You I broke up with my girlfriend
Why
Because I we had some dirty wood
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