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When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.
Who is cleaning the plow tonight, you or him?
This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.
@val_ava@instagram
I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.
I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.
Food devoid of GMO's, pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, antibiotics, and other drugs; sometimes also devoid of animal products, especially non-organic animal products.
I am on a clean food diet and detoxing.
Bro #1: "Dude, that skinless chicken breast and broccoli looks pretty bland and boring."
Bro #2: "I gotta eat clean food."
Bro #1: "Cool, glad you washed it."
When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty
Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it
absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.
My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!
So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n, my kitchen is covid clean.