the elizabethan word for "whore".
girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausage wallet!
When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked
"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"
A Sauage squatter : A male who enjoys being on top during sex
: A gay male who enjoys stitting his lovers lap usually while nude.
Male 1: So what is Dave's type
Male 2: Oh Dave is a big Sausage squatter.
Michael Cantrell sits in his office all day eating his own sausage tossage.
The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!
Jake impressive sausage squirt!
Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode
My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.
The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.
Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.