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A lovely cat with a brilliant personality, a great sense of humor and despite the rumours, a perfect size. Would have loved to have gotten to know it better.
Joel's lovely cat is in a better place.
When your madly in love with the bartender…but OUTSIDE the bar would be a different story
I like the bartender but only from behind the bar. I think it’s bar love
Dried jisms that remain white and crusted on pubes due to inadequate post sex cleanup.
After Eric freaked out on acid, Jillian didn't have time to get tidy and ended up with a nice bouquette of love frosting on her bush like one of those white trees in the lots around Xmas.
When you are in love forever <3
“I am chronically in love with Paislee Thurman <3”
Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.
Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.
Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.
You brought this on yourself.
A relationship in which a third party is equally attracted to but denied two others, who are themselves in a close relationship.
Stacy needs to give it up. She has been in a love tricycle with Katie and Rick for like six months. Every party she gets all over them and they both straight up ignore her.
When you fall too hard, too fast, for a person who will wait for the exact wrong moment to love you back.
Having to wait hours, or days for a reply from someone you say you're in love with? Sounds like Love Lag.