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When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby
My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!
(V.) When you fuck someone in the ass and they shit themselves later.
This girl passed out and then Nancy Pooed on my foot.
A person who is small small in height and adorable cute.
That girl is Smoochie poo!
A vegan with poo on their mind craving jam.
Oh look there’s karen over there.. I bet she’s got a sticky poo jam as usual.
A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.
Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."
THE NAME YOU GIVE A COOL PHYSICAL SCIENCE TEACHER
"Yo I'm going to gleny poo's class."
When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.
Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo