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a lolicon who says they're not a lolicon.
person 1: bro why are you watching this loli shit, are you a brian lee jia wei?
person 2: no, im not a pedo wtf
when someone takes an excessive amount of something
Look at how much popcorn Jay has. He is acting like a two bucket Brian.
The ability to eat two buckets of popcorn in one short movie. with a diet coke.
I cant believe he pulled a two bucket Brian.. and didn't share..
Brian is usually pretty quiet but if you get to know him he's a really cool laid back dude. Brian would make a great father and is a really outstanding worker
"Yo bro Brian Sweeney is such a cool guy."
"i know right"
Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.
“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere”
“Yeah, Brian’s Law”
When you use your cock to slap a whore repeatedly in the face. Then you cum in her eye and throw her on the streets with no clothes.
"Ay dude, you know that whore I was with last night? I gave that bitch a Boxing Brian."
A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.
They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
Wow! That guy must be a real Scrooge; no he’s a Brian Co@ts
The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts
The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts