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Lose that condom and prepare to be with that special someone since April 23rd is international creampie day
Her: Hey, do you know what April 23rd is?
Him: Um no I dont
Her: April 23rd is International Creampie Day!
Him: Awesome! (takes pants off)
Falling on the sixth of may, International chicken day is celebrated by the mass consumption of fried/grilled chicken doused in a selection of marinades.
This Tradition, suspected to have been founded in Coventry University before spreading rapidly both northwards and southwards as students commute back to their original home towns/cities, is celebrated by frequent visits to Benny's chicken, Chicken cottage, express diner and nandos (to name just a few establishment).
Sides may vary from chips, to coleslaw, corn and macho peas, this holiday allows people of all genders, religions, creeds and races's to come together and enjoy delicious, protein filled poultry.
Chicken May 6th International Chicken Day
13th October every year where all the fat asses are called out. You know who u guys are.
Hey ur fat af
That’s mean
Doesn’t matter it’s international fat day
A day to celebrate your favorite slutty bisexual friends.
Observed on March 5th.
"I got my best friend a cute cat mug to celebrate International Slutty Bisexual Bestie Day. They're going to love it!"
Is a species from croatia which is wears Nike TN's and baggy jeans and donst walk in a straight line.
Yo Marek, you are a international Penner
June 25th is international Yoob day which he is from Mario and Luigi partners in time and I love him
"Yo it's International Yoob Day"
When you have sex for a while and next moment you feel something in there. After looking it is established that there is an old tampon, sausage or carrat that was lodged in there that you managed to get loose
I had sex with her for an hour and the next moment found some internal leftovers