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when your running for the toilet about to crap your paints
and you drop your pants at the last second and sling your butt over the toilet and hope you make it in time. when you crap on the seat or wall the "pass was intercepted"
man the worst part about being a janitor is a bad hail Mary pass.
or
"GET out of my way", aghhhh made it (plop plop plop in the background)
man I barley made it I had to hail mary it.
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To kill someone via umbrella, by inserting and then opening
I crammed the umbrella down his throat, and opened it!
You Mary Poppin'd the poor bastard!
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A clawfoot bathtub painted skyblue inside and planted half-way down in the yard of low-life Catholics who place a Mary statue inside. Faded plastic flowers usually adorn the bare dirt at the base of Mary's feet. More than likely what would be the bottom of the tub hasn't been painted and is either rusty or whatever paint that was on it is peeling off.
Joey Gambrone's mother has a Bathtub Mary in the front yard of their duplex as to let everyone know that they are good Catholics.
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to do something absolutely perfectly
something that is absolutely perfect
Joe: Did you get a good car?
Bob: yup, its a mary poppins
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When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.
My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.
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A goody-two shoes; an excessively or annoyingly virtuous person. One who abstains from drug use, sex, profanity, or other poor habits.
She doesn't smoke, drink, or curse so she's obviously a Mary Poppins.
I don't want to hang out with a Mary Poppins because she's likely to ruin a party with her good girl manners and butt kissing tendencies.
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A person that has a heart of gold and wants the best for everyone that surrounds her. She is more than a Celebrity, she is someone that I look up to, and value all the love that she has for others. Her kindness and unselfish ways are 2nd to none. One of the best friends that a person could have. A true angel in disguise.
Marie Osmond is the most loving and caring woman that I know.
Marie Osmond would give her heart and soul to protect her family and loved ones.
Nobody cares for, or loves her children more than Marie Osmond does.
Marie Osmond is strong and a real fighter. She fights for all that she believes in, no matter what life adversities have been thrown her way. Still even in the worst of situations, Marie Osmond will never let you down.
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