Rural Dictionary

well lizard

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.

“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”

by Slaughtxor November 16, 2017

1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.

Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report

Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.

In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."

by VS617 May 13, 2015

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024