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well lizard

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.

“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”

by Slaughtxor November 16, 2017


Trout in the well

Pregnant

Conragulations, I heard you have a trout in the well.

by Rowdy burns May 4, 2018


Wells it

1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.

Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report

Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.

In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."

by VS617 May 13, 2015


Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024


Collin Wells

sexy ass mf with a thick juicy ass

mm i would love a handful of Collin Wells ass

by sluttykittengirl February 12, 2021


Macaulay wells

the fittiest fit ever and has a huge cock and loves giving head to girls also he get all the girls

mac hes fit macaulay wells

by benny pearson skin November 28, 2011


Well positively ace

A word used to describe something that is AMAZING

charles thought snappy was well positively ace!!!!!!

by snappy June 11, 2019