The disorder of a small penis.
This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.
A disorder with episodes of endless hunger and binge eating. As well as episodes with a lack of hunger and a lack of eating.
Common in teen girls.
I had cycling eating disorder when I was a teenager.
The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.
"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."
Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird
I have a big dick disorder that’s why I walk like that
(noun): A behavioral disorder characterized by a combination of many of the following traits: Narcissism, Impulsivity, Grandiosity, Manipulativeness, Conflict-seeking, Reality Distortion, and Blame-shifting.
During the meeting, his trumpistic disorder became evident as he dominated the conversation with grandiose claims, shifted blame for any issues onto his colleagues, and disregarded the factual data presented.
A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
A very serious mental disorder in which the person affected feels the very carnal urge to breed, and passionately peg Dazai Osamu from the hit anime Bungo Stray Dogs. If this mental illness goes untreated it can result in psychosis, and hallucinations of Dazai’s yummy pink omega hole.
“I jerked off to Dazai r34 for 13 hours straight”
“I think you might have…dazai pegger disorder…”