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Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder

When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.

I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.

by SAM RILEY May 14, 2018


Seasonal Ugly Disorder

Seasonal Ugly Disorder (also known as SUDS) is a period of time during any given season, in which a woman feels like no matter what she does, she is ugly and uncomfortable with her face and body. SUDS usually presents itself during mid to late stages of puberty and lasts the rest of one’s life. The disorder itself can affect someone for up to an entire month if not more.

“Wow. I literally look so disgusting and none of my clothes fit and my face is hideous. I’m definitely going through seasonal ugly disorder.”

by seasonaluglydis December 20, 2022


Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxy

Where you feel compelled all of the time to make other people do things that you do not feel the need to do yourself. Their failure to do so makes you extremely uncomfortable.

Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.

When my wife cleans the house, everything is good enough, lets move on. When I clean the house, everything has to be perfectly done or she gets angry and makes me do it again. I swear she has obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy.

My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.

by Akopian Atrebates February 28, 2021


nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)

Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.

by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021


Owen disorder

When you cry like a baby so hard that you piss, shit, vomit, and bleed everywhere

Oh shit look at that coronavirus patient he has owen disorder

by Cokecole March 12, 2020


Post Traumatic Election Disorder

A new disorder whereby voters of the losing electoral party experience deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases violence such as such as riots, protests, hate graffiti, and physical assault directed towards the winning political party and its members.

Many liberal Democrats experienced Post Traumatic Election Disorder when Donald Trump, a Republican, won the election for President of the United States.

by Hemmingwayz November 22, 2016


Ugly as hell disorder

This disorder causes you to be ugly as hell since birth and rated under a 6/10 by majority of humans on the planet.There is no cure found for it yet but scientists are working hard on it.

That guy looks so bad he must have ugly as hell disorder.

by Brookzz1244 January 11, 2023