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You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
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A quick but unelegant burglary or theft.
"You want me to perform a smash n' grab at London-Freaking-Yard!?" - Lupin The 3rd
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The art of inserting your left hand into your partner's (preferably a woman) anus, and your right into her vaginal cavity. You then lift her up into the air, and whilst you yell "HULK SMASH!", violently throwing her to the ground. This provides intence pleasure for both partners.
Guy 1:"Dude, I had the best time last night with Michelle."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."
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The best motherfucking game ever!Literally heaven in a game.
Hey do you play super smash bros???
Me: um do you mean do I play with the gods in heaven??? Then yea i do.
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Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.
Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.
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A school yard game that involves an apple, the more rotten the better and a group of friends. You must first drop the apple from about 1m above your height, so stand on a chair, to break the apple into pieces, the players must then scramble to grab pieces of the apple. Every player must have at least one piece. Then.. you throw the apple pieces at each other, the messier it gets the better.
Person1: Hey dude lets play apple smash
Person2: Whats that?
Person1: An epic game!
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Before Raming Ur Girl From Behind U Take A Pick Of Her Ass On Ur Dick
I Sent A Post Smash To PuckSnaps78
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