Simp-19

An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.

Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)

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Grace Simp

When a girl named grace is being a simp to another girl or male.

Grace opened her legs to Emily. Grace Simp
Grace begged Jonathan not to leave. Grace Simp.

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Quick Simp

A Quick Simp is someone that simps rapidly for someone.

Officer Quick Simp'd for Lupus as soon as they joined voice chat.

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Simp Holocaust

A simp holocaust is when people round up simps and put them on trains to send them to Simpitration Camps. They are then moved into the camp to begin sorting, and they are moved towards one of the many gas chambers that the camp has to offer for the Simps. They are then gassed and thrown into Mass Graves labeled with"Caution, Simps".

Woah dude did you hear about the Simp Holocaust that's going on?

Let's commit a Simp Holocaust!

Hitler would be proud at this Simp Holocaust man.

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loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 chica and 1 chica only.

Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.

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no more simp

A brand created by 3 brothers in San Francisco. It is a reference to the Simp or Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. The phrase also means no more simping aka no longer idolizing mediocre pussy.

Person 1: Yo no more simp dropped a new collab t

Person 2: No fucking way that’s sick af

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Simp Nation

A nation of super simps that have been put together because of their crimes towards the boys. Being a part of Simp Nation means you have been banished from the boys because of your extreme simping

OMG LOOK (INSERT NAME) FINALLY GOT ACCEPTED INTO SIMP NATION. HES BEEN SIMPING FOR LIKE A YEAR!

I HEARD HE EVEN TALKS TO THE BOYS’ GIRLS!!

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