Squeak Box

A woman's vagina, a fat & wet vagina, pussy, coochie.

Time to freak on her squeak box. ; Bro i smashed Lexy last week, the squeak box had me WEAK cuz. ; Drowned in her squeak box.

Bearded Box

(n)- slang for vagina

Did you see Britney Spears' bearded box at the VMAs?
Yeah, dude it was bad...

You are such a bearded box!

Girl, you need to shave your bearded box.

powder box

Cocaine in my vagina.To smuggle drug cocaine in my vagina also known as my box.

Last week I made a lot of money using my powder box.

Bullshit in a Box

Bullshit of epic proportions.

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.

box-freeze

losing the ability to talk, move and think coherently when you see a naked woman.

When Harry saw her naked for the first time he got a massive case of box-freeze and couldn't do a thing.

box duty

The act of eating a girl out.

"Dude, I was just on box duty with Tori!"

Isaac Box

An innovative monetization scheme (think skinner box) where you create a digital trading platform to sell digital currency to people in such a way that the person who creates the box, will never lose money. Buy-in fees, buy-out fees, and transactional fees. The only way a user can avoid losing money, is from a third party buying-in.

(Creator never pay more than what they "earned.") He who creates the box controls the flow of money into the system, regulate the flow of money out of the system, control the exchange value of their own proprietary currency, controls the algorithms that change the value of said currency, and the fees between each user to user trade.

A strange cross between pyramid scheme and multilevel marketing, only avoiding those definitions by technicalities.

"Dude remember Earth2? Technically not a scam, but lets be honest, it is one, as it even runs on the Isaac Box monetization scheme." -Josh Strife Hayes