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The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.
This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
Mom: "Jackie, remember not to stay up on Christmas Eve Night!"
Jackie: "ok"
When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved
I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged
A Rich and unctuous pudding made with winter dry fruit soaked in spiced rum, topped with brandy caramel sauce and Madagascar Vanilla creme chantilly and.. Love
Man that Lamara Christmas Pudding really put the Christmas season in me
Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas
Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey
A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party
Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.
-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
You get Christmas Dinner Syndromeby eating to much food.
When you cannot digest your food
“Oh boy I think I’ve got Christmas Dinner Syndrome!” Said the Boy.