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1. Something determined by the 23rd chromosome pair in a cell, determining the individual’s role in the act. Often referred to as “gender”, though usually informally.
2. The process needed to combine gametes and create a new organism.
3. A word that makes the immature hysterically chortle, and the subject of the most overused and unfunny jokes known to man.
1. For “sex”, please write “male” or “female”, and not “yes”.
2. Do I need to explain what sex is? You’ve managed to access this site, looking up any old word has probably taught you some physically-impossible way of doing it.
3. If I hear one more sex joke, I’m either going to put on an Abbott and Costello movie and cry or blow my brains out with a sawed-off shotgun I just so happened to have with me.
For the love of God, grow up!
A pumping of the penis into a vagina.
Allie was home alone. She was in her bedroom. She texted her boyfriend Robert to come over she said this night was going to be special! Once Robert arrived, Allie made out with him all the way to her room. They were both getting really turned on. They got naked and Allie saw Robert's 12 inch dick. It was huge!!! Then, Robert started fucking Allie. He made out with her while they fucked. When they were done, they just laid there in the bed and kissed. "I love you," said Robert. Allie said she loved him too. Then, she sucked his dick for an hour.
Soon Robert had to go. "I want you to stay..." Allie whispered to him. "I know. I want to stay too. But I have work." Robert said. Allie kissed him again. "But it can wait," Robert said. And they had sex for the rest of the day.
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Its when a man has an errection and he sticks his penis in a womans vagina. The man then takes his penis out of the vagina and sticks it back in and does it repetivley
The man sticks his penis in the womans vagina and he has sex with her
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the fucking best feeling ever; how u were made
jordan: hey lexi
lexi: hey
jordan: wanna come to my house
lexi: yea daddy
jordan: cool leggo
*gets at his house*
lexi: wanna fuck
jordan: yeah how’d u know?
lexi: ur boner was rubbing on my pussy
*jordan blushes*
jordan: heh sorry
lexi: daddy don’t be sorry i’m wet as fuck
jordan: oh shit i feel ur pussy wetness on me
lexi: let’s just get naked daddy
jordan: good idea baby
*jordan takes her shirt off, play and licks her boobs*
lexi: ooh daddy
*lexi takes his shirt off revealing a hot ass six pack*
*jordan takes her booty shorts off*
*lexi takes his hot shorts and boxers off*
*lexi sees his 12” cock*
lexi: damn daddy imma choke hard
jordan: yeahh baby u know it ;)
lexi: ;) SHOVE IT DADDY
*jordan shoves dick 6” in*
lexi: UHHH UHH UH OMG OMG OMG DADDDDY
jordan: oh ooh ohh oooh
*jordan shoves full 12” cock in*
lexi: OH MY FUCKING GOD DADDY OWW OW OOH UH UH UHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHH DADDY FUCK HARDER
*jordan thrusts into her harder every second*
lexi: UH UH UH OMG OMG OMG OW OOH DADDY YES DA—- YES DADDY
jordan: ooh ooh uh ooh ohh
lexi: i love having sex with you and your long dick in my wet pussy baby
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When a man inserts his penis into a women's vagina
Adam sat there alone in the park, sipping on a capri-sun and thinking about Jennifer his ex, who he had just broken up with. Not to long after he decided to go to a party to "get them hoes" About an hour or two there hes dancing on a girl and she shoves him onto her ass. They tumble downwards but no one seems to care. She gets up and grabs his shirt and smashes her face into hers. "I want you to fuck me" she says. He does as told. They run to a vacant room upstairs and adam throws the girl on the bed and they get nude. Adam starts sucking her pussy and she moans, "oh... yeah baby right there" he licks even harder and starts fingering her. Her moans get louder. "OH ADAM! FUCK!" He can't stand it anymore he whips out his 12 inch dick and sticks it in her. Hes 6 inches in and she says "OH ADAM FUCK ME SO HARD I WONT WAKE UP IN THE MORNING!!!" he thrust and thrusts until he cums all over the girls big D cup boobs. She says "that was the best sex EVER" and she starts giving him head for 6 hours nonstop. Adam fucks her the same way EVERYDAY after work.
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