The power to make people STFU (shut the **ck up)
another glorious turd of internet speak.
play on the words super powers
STFUper powers, activate! Form of Ball gag!
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A sub-genre of heavy metal music pioneered by the Polish band Stoneache. It combines stoner, southern, doom and groove metal with messy and/or monumental structures and huge dose of energy. Confusing lyrics included.
"It's groovy, heavy and it kicks ass. Sounds like power stoner to me..."
"This stuff is boring and predictable, definately NOT a power stoner jam."
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The art of watching a large amount of Youtube videos
Man I've been powertubing all day! I'm the biggest Power Tuber ever!
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A long period of silence or confused babble in response to a simple question. Done to allow the person to come up with some kind of desperate, plausible response.
Denoting that the Republican presidential candidate has no clue how to answer the question except to use one of the Republican's stock phrases like "President Obama did it wrong." Also known as brain fart, senior moment, Santorum Stumble, Michele Melt-down, Gingrich Gaffe, Mitt Muddle, a Rick Rest-period, etc.
When the Herminator got asked about his possible inappropriate sexual behavior with former female staffers in the National restaurant Association, he got really quiet for a long time. Then he said, "I thought they wanted me to hold the pepperoni!" Later he called that a "powerful pause."
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To have received a powerful, aggressive anal penetration by single or multiple men of larger stature than yourself.
Will: Ouch, I still can't walk.
Martin: har har you've been power-bummed son
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A guy who is short and makes up for it by working out too much. Mostly working out the glamour muscles resulting in a short and thick body that is normally accompanied by a jersey shore like attitude.
Did you see that power midget doing the Dougie at the bar?
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A person that tries (and maybe succeeds) to chat up on someones date or girl they are trying it with.
Moses: Ki, u seen that bird over there i been trying it with her all night she's superb.
Ki: yeh man she's cool, but dave's over there trying it with her now!
Moses: shut up! He's such a Power walker !
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