irish ass

A derogatory term to describe a woman by relating them to an Irish women, who are known to not have the biggest asses.

"Dude, look at the tits on her."
"Nah, man. She's got an Irish ass."

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Irish blizzard

Noun:
A classic snow storm where 8-10 inches are predicted. When it is all said and done you only receive 3 inches. Children's dreams of a day off from school are crushed.

2. I big bulky man whom you would think that all parts would match, respectively. Unfortunetly when the lady friend gets intimate enough she is profoundly disappointed, only getting the 2 or 3 inches of the 8 she expected.

M: Storms a cummin...think its an irish blizzard.

Lady Friend: Boring.

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Irish Republican Army

Oops! Were you looking for: Marxist idiots?

Friend: The IRA Irish Republican Army are Marxist idiots.
Me: Yeah, I know.

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irish rainbow kiss

performing oral on your female partner while she is having "that time of the month", then proceeding to make out with her.

some may find the irish rainbow kiss disguisting, but I find it has a rather tangy taste to it.

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Irish Kiss

Genetic abnormality of blue eyes. It's a large good or brown fleck in one of both eyes.

Her eyes were Irish Kissed.

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Irish Windex

When a female ejaculates on ones face and proceeds to squeegee said ejaculate off of said face with her vaginal lips in a windshield-wiper motion.

Bro #1 " so I was eating this chick out last night and my face got all bloody. Thank god she gave me the Irish windex!"
Bro #2 " awwww man I need me a good old Irish windex soon."

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Irish King Gone Hunting

The ballsest, manliest shot of all time. Jameson's, Crown Royal, and Wild Turkey. Man Up.

"Dan is the most manliest person I know."
"That's an opinion, how do you know?"
"He ordered an Irish King Gone Hunting the other night."
"What a Man."