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An Exaggerated way of saying (myself) in an attempt convey sincerity.
Kym says "I only excersize for my own self, not to look hot".
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A phrase used by an employee who dictates to their boss what will happen.
Boss: It's easy making decisions as a boss when your employees self manage...and by self manage I mean do what they want.
Employee: I know, I'm self efficient!
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A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.
"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"
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The act of curling up and sucking your own dick.
Inspired by the great keemo breslin
Hey man, you should really try out the Keemo Self-Succ!
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A phrase used to describe the blind beliefs of any institution or state where someone is told to believe something without evidence or reason and where that ignorance is then passed on to others (because they believe the lies they have been told) and becomes self-perpetuating.
'Nationalism is a form of self-perpetuating ignorance where we are taught to hate the 'other' or outside group.'
'No you cannot convert me to your religion, I have no desire to be a part of your cult's self-perpetuating ignorance.'
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When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.
Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..
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Something bad artists use as an excuse or reason as to why they aren’t very good, rather than admitting they don’t practice. These people often don’t know that nearly all artists are self taught, and that having a teacher doesn’t make you an amazing artist.
Amy “Damn Chad I wish I could draw like that, but I’m a self taught artist, can you teach me?”
Chad “You’re just garbage.”