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An Exaggerated way of saying (myself) in an attempt convey sincerity.
Kym says "I only excersize for my own self, not to look hot".
A phrase used by an employee who dictates to their boss what will happen.
Boss: It's easy making decisions as a boss when your employees self manage...and by self manage I mean do what they want.
Employee: I know, I'm self efficient!
A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.
"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"
The act of curling up and sucking your own dick.
Inspired by the great keemo breslin
Hey man, you should really try out the Keemo Self-Succ!
A phrase used to describe the blind beliefs of any institution or state where someone is told to believe something without evidence or reason and where that ignorance is then passed on to others (because they believe the lies they have been told) and becomes self-perpetuating.
'Nationalism is a form of self-perpetuating ignorance where we are taught to hate the 'other' or outside group.'
'No you cannot convert me to your religion, I have no desire to be a part of your cult's self-perpetuating ignorance.'
When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.
Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..
A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.
Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator