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A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.
Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.
Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.
Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.
Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.
Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
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The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
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shut up and go breathe someone else's air.
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The action in which Tay Zonday partakes in during the Chocolate Rain video on Youtube. Often proceeded with a pair of asteriks, reasons for this are yet unknown.
**I move away from the mic to breathe in.
In chocolate rain, Tay Zonday **moves away from the mic to breathe in.
**I move away from the ____ to ____
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PHATT c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd!
A special Bob's Burgers burger that features tikka masala flavors
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger, you should try it!"
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the fire breathing rubber duckies ( fbrd ) are the best, funniest, stupidest group of girls you with EVER MEET. they r always quoting vines 24/7 and will be doing somthing stupid everywhere they go. if u talk shot about one of them just know they all know and will hate your guts (sometimes)
duDE 1: yo did u see the fire breathing rubber duckies just walk past?
DuDE 2: yeah dude they just quoted my fave vine !!
dUdE 1: what vine brO :D
duDe 2: I’m washing me in my clothEs
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