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dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.

Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.

by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022


grandma dildo

A old fashioned wooden dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015


dildo chomp

A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.

"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."

Jeez, that kid is such a fucking dildo chomp

by DickWeeeeed July 15, 2014


Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021


Reverse dildo

When you use your mouth to latch onto the backside of a dildo while a lovely lady backs it up, grazing your nose with her chocolate starfish.

February is the ultimate month to practice your reverse dildo skills

by MasterOfNone333 March 29, 2022


Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey

a "triple Sided Dildo"

by nora archymern April 8, 2023


dildo dance

an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.

DickPicBrett made Greenmonster2727 do a dildo dance in order to get a ghillie suit in knives out

by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018