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When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
A movie or could be used as “realization show” which means it shown light on a topic hitting you with realization.
Sound Of Freedom was such a realization movie
A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
Theh took it from us. Sony Pictures took it from us. Shame on you...
"Remeber what they took from you?"
"The meme movie?"
"No you dumbass, your left arm"
That you can never watch a movie again with an Acotor that was so good in that movie, not this one. That there always be a refference to that movie because the actor was so good!
That somebody cannot see a actor in the movie they are watching but only remembers the other movie like Alpha Movie Widow
This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.
normal guy: The Super Mario Bros. Movie is mid
nintendrone: NOOOOO THE MAREO MOVIE ISN'T MIDDD!!!!!111!!!11!1 IT'S THE BIRGESST MOIVE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111
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