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A quote originating from a youtuber called TehAwooga's video called "Shrek is love, Shrek is life". Shrek says this after being confronted after making a fanboys dream come true.
" He looked him straight in the eye and said, It's all ogre now".
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A qualifying phrase intended to illustrate that someone has done a great deal in a short time... i.e: between the hours of 9 and 12, the shorter "half" of the workday.
Used sarcastically, sort of a "that's it?" illustrator.
I've researched the Abraham case on WestLaw and Lexis, ordered new office software for the front desk, sat three new client consultations, run to the courthouse and filed our motions, and had my oil changed on the way back, all before lunch.
Sarcastically: Hey, I called the office supplies place and ordered the pens you asked for. "Wow... All that before lunch?"
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means that the world is in the eye of the beholder; it all depends on how you look at things; all people look at things from a different perspective and have differing opinions or views about someone, something, etc.
Everything is quantifiable in terms of individual perception.
To him, the new house is beautiful and grandiose in appearance; to me, it's ugly and pretentious. It's all relative, then, isn't it?
You think you're poor? Then take a look at the skid row bums living in the sewers downtown. Everything is relative.
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its all about the money, more dollars specially US$100 coz the head on it belongs to Benjamin Franklin, the founder of the 1st university in the states.
hey man!nothin is for free in this world,its all about the benjamins!
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A male 18-30 years of age living in or around the city of Provo. Typically a return missionary who spends his post mission life as a D-bag. He will find any way to get around the Mormon church's guidlines on sex while still not actually having sex (Look up Provo push or Provo soak). Will either avoid marriage until his parents threaten stop paying for school or will immediatley marry some dumb 18 year old after he gets off his mission. He will usaully find a job selling security systems making nothing of his life while wasting his parents money at BYU or UVU. If he goes to UVU he will say something like "I chose to go here because of BYU's honor code, not because of open enrollment.". Typically will show up to dance parties shirtless while wearing Ed Hardy sunglasses inside. These men almost always congregate around the arlington, belmont, and alpine apartment complexes looking for sluts. When they park their BMW's that their parents gave them as a coming home present from their mission they generally take up 3 parking spots. Typical conversations with his All Star Bro's will generally include one of three topics: Their workouts, muscles, and how many chicks they have hooked up with. These conversations tend to be as loud as possible and in front of as many girls as possible. A variation of the All Star is the hipster who always wears mocasins and buys literally all of their clothes at the DI (the Mormon version of value village) even though they are not poor.
Gold's Gym member #1: Hey who's that guy taking pictures of himself on his phone while doing curls next to girls in the the zoomba class and wearing a deep v Ed Hardy cut off and Monster hat?
Gold's Gym member #2: Oh dont mind him. Thats just the local Provo All Star. He's looking for an ego feed.
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The unintentional, yet unavoidable, alteration in both speaking pattern and word selection between two Caucasian males.
Question: "Hey there, I hope you wouldn't mind terribly if I resorted to contacting you on your personal cellular device should I find myself in an untoward situation."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."
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A term used to describe someone who knows a lot about many things, but, with the second tag "master of none" added it transforms into a derogatory phrase meant to emphasize how mastery of one skill is important for deeper knowledge.
However, one, oft forgotten tag is the third one: "is oftentimes better than a master of one". Instantly, the term reverses meaning, symbolizing how a person who knows a lot about many things that integrates their skills allows them to surpass even a master of one.
Interesting phrase, nonetheless.
"Man, Tom knows a lot! He's a jack of all trades, aint he?"
"Yeah, but he probably doesn't know a lot about specifics. You know how it goes: Jack of all trades, master of none."
"Jack of all trades, master of one, is oftentimes better than master of one, man. Tom's pretty smart."
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