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A girl from, or in close proximity to, a swampy region. Often in southern parts of the southeastern states (think Mobile, AL, south LA, MS, GA, etc.).
They are often “country hot” but they spit fire and you never want to cross one. But, if she likes you, you will enjoy some insane sex and never be bored.
That Ashley is one hot and crazy swamp girl. I’m going to marry her if she doesn’t kill me first.
The sexual act of eating a consenting partner’s asshole when said asshole is moist from perspiration. Often occurs during or after a hot and humid round of golf.
Couldn’t crack 100 on the course today but I was able to convince the cart girl to give me a swamp gobbler at the turn, so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.
Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse
That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter
A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.
That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!
(Noun) The feeling of fogginess and fatigue felt in the head the day after smoking a ton of weed.
"I woke up with the worst swamp brain today. I gotta rip a bong ASAP to get rid of it."
A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.
That Swamp Dyke stole my Pap's Blue Ribbon!