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A work jacket or flannel that has been well worn and thoroughly beat up.
Man #1 : Why doesn't Chris get a new Carhartt? The one he has is old and dirty.
Man #2 : What, you don't like his Canadian Dinner Jacket?
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A Canadian Corn Dog is when your receiving a blow job and they can fit both penis and testicles in their mouth.
Your wife just gave me the best Canadian Corn Dog.
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When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.
When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude
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The lake is frozen, lets take the Canadian jet ski out for a spin
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Just some old time bears getting together for a little fun in the shower.
This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!
Dude, have you seen Canadian Tea Party? Just go to canadianteaparty.com. It's even more awesome than lemonparty!
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While having anal sex with your partner, right before nutting, you break their neck so that the poop knife tightens up, making it feel better for you.
"So how was it?" says Eric.
"Not bad, but the normal ass hole wasn't doin it for me," said Ryan, "So I had to pull a Canadian Neck Breaker on him."
"Your probably wanted for murder," says Eric.
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A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.
When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.
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