Bullshit in a Box

Bullshit of epic proportions.

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.

Bearded Box

(n)- slang for vagina

Did you see Britney Spears' bearded box at the VMAs?
Yeah, dude it was bad...

You are such a bearded box!

Girl, you need to shave your bearded box.

powder box

Cocaine in my vagina.To smuggle drug cocaine in my vagina also known as my box.

Last week I made a lot of money using my powder box.

vent box

A person who people go to talk to constantly to complain or ask for advice but never actually gets to speak their own mind or share opinions. They are used as a box to put problems in and never hear a word back from.
They're usually introverted and to shy to speak out, if they're not and they do speak out they'll either be ignored, ridiculed, or outright insulted for doing so.

Stacy: "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUTUBE REWIND THIS YEAR! OR THESE RACIST POSTS!"
Vent box: "Stacy Youtube is a corporation, and they're basically giving out free money, why is this one video a problem? Also those posts are from black people IN Africa complain-"
Stacy: "OH I GUESS YOU KNOW BETTER HUH!? WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A FRIEND. I'M DONE LISTENING TO YOUR RANTING FOR THE DAY JESUS!"

Box of beans

Heaven in a box

I’m hungry
Go eat a box of beans
Ok🙃

Garbage Box

A poor hygene condtion most commonly know as a stinky pussy.

Damn, Larissa is hot, but at that party last night, I got in her pants and her garbage box almost knocked me out.

Box rip

When you take a drink of wine directly from a box of wine such as Franzia.

I love playing cribbage and doing box rips with my grandma.