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What me and your mom had last night (dabs)
Lets talk bout sex oh baby lets talk about sex yeah....
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When a mommy and a daddy really love each other...
THE MOMMY QUICKLY GRABS DADDY'S P3NIS AND SHOVES IT IN HER PUSSY. DADDY THEN SHOVES IT IN HER MOUTH UNTIL HE IS ABOUT TO CUM.
then after a few seconds...
DADDY STARTS TO SUCK OF MOMMY'S PUSSY UNTILL SHE CUMS 5 TIMES, BUT DADDY AND MOMMY AREN'T DONE YET. THEY CONTINUE TO SHOVE DADDY'S P3NIS IN MOMMY'S PUSSY.
they go...
IIINNN AND OOUUUTTT AND IIINNN AND OOOUUUTTT AND, etc.
I saw mommy and daddy having sex again, but this time they let me join in to have a threesome.
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Sex has hitherto been defined thus: "When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina." Oh, how you've all been fooled, and for so long! Sex is not limited to the act of insertion! Sex is not limited to heterosexual coupling! There's oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, felching, figging, snow-balling, etc. And don't let some addlepated dunderhead tell you differently.
Sam: Don't you think we've had enough sex for one night?
Dean: No, Sam, I don't think you've licked enough come out of my ass for you to have reached that conclusion.
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