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When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.
dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It's disgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.
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A thick old twat who performed a geriatric break-dance on Britain's Got Talent whilst claiming benefits for being disabled.
Does the old dickhead think that the benefits people don't watch television?
But its Break-Dancing Fred! He's a poor old man and should be allowed to cheat the benefits system!
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Break up sex is when a couple, which as already agreed to break up, has one last go around.
John: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex?
John: Nope.
Bob: Man, that's your right!
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Forgetting everything you learned in school before winter/spring break, by the time you get back to school.
1- "Oh shit, we have a math quiz tomorrow on quadratics!? I totally forgot how to do that over break!!!! IM SCREWED"
2- "Same here, looks like were suffering from post-break syndrome"
A nigga that just wants to break your heart and use you for who you are.
That nigga only used me for my pussy, he don’t like me. He’s a heart break nigga.
A sexual act involving a man's erect penis, a Boston cream doughnut and fellatio giving a crude resemblance to the mounting of a break disk on a wheel hub. The doughnut is pressed onto the man's erect penis and once the penis has broken through to the other side fellatio is performed on the now cream covered penis.
"Fuck we were so drunk last night that after we got home from Tim Hortons, River busted out the last Boston cream and gave me the ole Boston Break job"
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That handy “go-to” excuse one can use to effectively conclude an annoying conversation when speaking on a cell phone, whether it’s true or not.
It’s a pretty clear cue to me when my husband uses, “You’re breaking up!” when we’re both talking on land lines that we’ve reached the end of the conversation!
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