ish mu fruit

Whatever one wants it to mean.

I ish mu fruit you.
You ish mu fruit.
You're my ish mu fruit.
Ish mu fruit.

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The Fruit Roll Up

A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.

-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"

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Fruit Roll-Up

A group of homosexual men performing a drive-by shooting.

"We finna Fruit Roll-Up his ass."

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Tea and fruit cake

Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).

Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.

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Fruit-dipping

The act of one's shoving their genitalia into a Dole's Fruit Bowl, in order to use it's all-natural fruit juices as a type of lubrication. Evidently, the fruity acids are likely to injure said genitalia.

Girl: Hey, I bought a package of Dole's Fruit Bowls for tonight's mixer. Do you think anyone would be interested in fruit-dipping with me?

Boy: *thousand-yard stare*

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Fruit Cup

A sex act pertaining of preferably 3-4 people where the contents of a fruit cup or fruit cocktail is put into another anal cavity, the other participant then packs it in, the next step is sharing the cocktail, by taking turns, eating the farted out fruit, Ass to Mouth.

Bob:Hey man you goin' out tonight
Joe:Nope Janey is kinky tonight
Bob:Howa bout i join, you know the little fruit cup *wink wink*
Joe:yeah why not? we need another person.
Janey:Im not being the cup.

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Low Hanging Fruit

The state of being endowed with peaches that drop so close to your ankles that boxers are rendered unrealistic.

My low hanging fruit require multiple knots to be reasonably set in place.

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