Fruit-dipping

The act of one's shoving their genitalia into a Dole's Fruit Bowl, in order to use it's all-natural fruit juices as a type of lubrication. Evidently, the fruity acids are likely to injure said genitalia.

Girl: Hey, I bought a package of Dole's Fruit Bowls for tonight's mixer. Do you think anyone would be interested in fruit-dipping with me?

Boy: *thousand-yard stare*

2👍 14👎

fruit dip

When a straight mans experiments with gay sex; When a man prematurely aborts a homosexual act. Also: fruit dipper, one who experiments with homosexuality; fruit dipped, to be abandoned during sex by a fruit dipper; dip one's fruit, to experiment with homosexuality.

Steve thought he was gay in college but it was just fruit dip. When Sal went down on Bill he thought it was a sure thing, but it ended up being fruit dip.

3👍 1👎