The Fruit Roll Up

A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.

-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"

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Fruit Roll-Up

A group of homosexual men performing a drive-by shooting.

"We finna Fruit Roll-Up his ass."

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Tea and fruit cake

Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).

Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.

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Fruit Cup

A sex act pertaining of preferably 3-4 people where the contents of a fruit cup or fruit cocktail is put into another anal cavity, the other participant then packs it in, the next step is sharing the cocktail, by taking turns, eating the farted out fruit, Ass to Mouth.

Bob:Hey man you goin' out tonight
Joe:Nope Janey is kinky tonight
Bob:Howa bout i join, you know the little fruit cup *wink wink*
Joe:yeah why not? we need another person.
Janey:Im not being the cup.

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Fruit-dipping

The act of one's shoving their genitalia into a Dole's Fruit Bowl, in order to use it's all-natural fruit juices as a type of lubrication. Evidently, the fruity acids are likely to injure said genitalia.

Girl: Hey, I bought a package of Dole's Fruit Bowls for tonight's mixer. Do you think anyone would be interested in fruit-dipping with me?

Boy: *thousand-yard stare*

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Low Hanging Fruit

The state of being endowed with peaches that drop so close to your ankles that boxers are rendered unrealistic.

My low hanging fruit require multiple knots to be reasonably set in place.

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low-hanging fruit

Girls who are somewhat hot - but not too hot, and who often work in posiitons of high public interaction but with low-barriers-to-entry, thus making them open and attractive targets on the one hand, but often self conscious and/or harboring self esteem issues on the other. This, as a whole, makes them susceptible and quite receptive to any overtures from the opposite sex. I.e., They are the easiest of fruit to pick.

Salty just can't stop picking that low-hanging fruit, he just brought home his fifth receptionist this motnh.

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